I have excess inner thigh meat. During my too-long phase of online dating, I never knew whether to describe my body type as “a few extra pounds” because that would be slightly inaccurate – really, my extra pounds are all hanging out in one place, my inner thighs, and that’s an inhospitable place for, well, boy-girl intimacies.
Then I met a semi-freak.
This fine gentleman introduced a belt into the action. I couldn’t replicate the set-up if I tried, but after we’d been dating a while he used a belt to restrain my leg, for some benefit I could not appreciate, and then it dawned on me – I could restrain my flabby inner thigh meat with a belt! I practiced, alone, in a mirror, and it was a MASSIVE FAIL. I gave myself muffin tops on each of my legs. Awful. I know.
I kept the idea of restraint in mind, without launching a foray into the S&M world, and eureka – I could firm up my inner thigh flab with some fab crotch-free control quality hosiery! It felt odd to leave my top exposed, so I settled on a combo with a corset. I suspected that the semi-freak with the belts wouldn’t mind, and I played off that my crotchless attire was part of my sexual enlightenment, which I told him he’d instigated with his belts. He enjoyed the (feigned) flattery and I exhilarated in my flabby bits becoming smooth and silky with the help of some hosiery. This is the best inner thigh strategy I’ve ever tried with an even better upshot; I had renewed confidence in my sexual prowess as a result of being less self-conscious about my inner thighs.
However, shortly after my grand sexual awakening, I broke up with the guy with the belts.
He didn’t have a sex addiction as much as he had an ex addiction; He just loved talking about his ex and I made my ex-it, with new found swag. I’m now expanding my dating horizons and also my growing crotchless collection from simple sheers to fishnets, colors, sexy seams, and maybe for winter, the full-on body suit.
They’re a snap to find. I mean, I wouldn’t want relatives coming over looking at my internet search history and seeing “plus size crotchless hosiery” but a simple search is all it takes to get a pair (or several, because the idea of re-using them is sort of distasteful).
Remember – any negative can be turned into a plus with a little creative spin.
Have a Wicked Time!